Amazing Grapes

By: Posey Gilbert. 9/29/99.

Amazing grapes, they're almost round,
and some of them, have seeds,
and when they rot, they turn all brown
and get, all wrinkly.

 

I will not eat, those rotten grapes,
So don't give them, to me.
Don't put them into my oatmeal,
or into my, cookies!

 

Please keep them out my candy bars,
and out of my ice cream.
If they are in my bran muffins,
I'll bitch, and wine, and scream.

 

Don't like them in my fruit cocktail.
They look like bugs to me.
I'll spit them out and gag, and hurl.
So don't slip them to me.

Amazing grapes, they're almost round,
and some of them, have seeds,
and when they rot, they turn all brown,
and get all wrinkly.

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